If women didn’t have vaginas…
Patrice O’Neal was one of the greatest, and this is just a perfect example of why. He masterfully baits the audience, giving them just enough to hang themselves. Brilliant!
fuckin killed it, RIP Patrice </3
florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
(via johnetalia)
*Pop Punk guitar riff*
♪ Jerkin’ off with my best friends/ I wish this summer would never end ♪
